Burgertory at SS15 Subang Jaya: Restaurant Review

Hog heaven hidden amid hellish parking: Subang’s Burgertory is a Godsend for fans of suburban hot spots like MyBurgerLab, Burger Junkyard and Crayon Burger.

Pork

Sinning seldom gets deadlier than the Burgertory Treasure, boasting a pork patty consecrated with crunchy croutons of pork lard (!!!), murderously sufficient for an entire platter of Hokkien Mee. Only RM13 (no taxes) in a set with fries and a soft drink.

For the Last Supper menu: Pork patties here come close to the Holy Grail of juiciness, transformed into burger bacchanalia when partnered with a Goliath’s portion of crab meat, cabbage, cheddar cheese, tobiko and pimento sauce (RM17).

Beef

Sumo Burger (RM19). Harbors a demonic double-whammy of grass-fed beef and cheddar cheese. Offers a satisfying chew, but it could be more salaciously seasoned and perhaps complemented with savory bacon and a runny egg.

Vegetarian

The Pearly Gates await those who resist the meaty temptations above; St. Peter will hand out Mixed Grain Burgers (RM12) of chickpea-bean patties and caramelized onions.

Fries

Fries are fine here; this just-right portion might be gone in sixty seconds.

Burgertory opens 6pm-11pm, except Mondays, with parking outside easing after 9:30pm. It’s calm for now, but expect the crowds to flock here soon.

The menu calls it “crap meat” instead of “crab meat.” Customers, forgive them; they do know what they do (as far as the main task of whipping up house-made buns and patties is concerned).

Best Burger ever? Nope, but that little white lie is OK. Still recommended, for the pork burgers. Plus, the folks here are friendly, genuinely friendly.