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Puchong’s wisest patrons might make a beeline for Three Wise Monkeys, a cheekily named, pork-loving bistro that’s one of this neighborhood’s safest dining bets.

Pork Burger

The pork burger here isn’t officially supposed to include a fried egg, but when we requested a sunny-side-up topping, the kitchen provided us with two (!).Three Wise Monkeys_2

We’ll go bananas for a patty this thick and juicy, intriguingly capped with sauerkraut. Three Wise Monkeys_3

Pizza

Patrons can customize their pizzas with their choice of toppings: We built this baby with a threesome of pork – Hungarian bratwurst, streaky bacon and BBQ pork chunks. Devilishly sinful, with plenty of cheese.Three Wise Monkeys_4

Surf-and-Turf

A one-of-a-kind, surf-and-turf cross between Eggs Benedict & Atlantic, featuring both serrano ham and smoked salmon.

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Pork Steak

Pork neck steak, a 220-gram slab of succulence, with potatoes and pineapples.Three Wise Monkeys_6

Banana-Laced Cocktails and Wine

Monkeying around with banana-laced cocktails, including a fruity caipirinha.Three Wise Monkeys_7

Monkey Shooter and Monkey Graveyard. We might be drinking Graveyards, but thankfully, SetiaWalk is well and alive with customers.

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Breezy and not (too) sleazy; we could imagine hanging out here more if we lived in Puchong.Three Wise Monkeys_9

Be careful while stepping out; there’s water through the pathways.Three Wise Monkeys_10 Three Wise Monkeys_11 Three Wise Monkeys_12Three Wise Monkeys_13

Location and Contact Details:

Three Wise Monkeys,

E-2-G, Setiawalk Puchong.

Tel: 03-5882-0025

Open daily through late.

Find Three Wise Moneys’ directory listing here.